• David Lee Roth's radio show is dunzo. Like the rest of us, AP is not surprised. [AP]

• Oh, boy. This little kid is gonna' get his ass kicked in school tomorrow for sure. [Gothamist]

• Paula Abdul feels the need to hug the paparazzi — that vodka and pills combo works wonders [TMZ]

• We read this in the magazine Bonnie Fuller gave us yesterday … so sorry, no link. But every time we get a crush, that cunt Kirsten Dunst snatches him away! She's dating Andy Samberg now? [Star]

• Fo shizzle, Snoop Dogg wrizote a bizook. [Book Standard]