• As expected, Simon Fuller and Simon Cowell have reached a settlement in their American Idol feud. Cowell will stay on as a judge, Fuller will drop his copyright infringement lawsuit and male teens everywhere will dream of banging Paula Abdul. [NYT]

• The MTA wants toll booth agents to start dusting the stations and emptying trash cans. The employees' union, naturally, would rather the stations remain the chemical waste dumps they are. [NYT]

• It's much more entertaining to be fired when you're drinking Donald Trump's Trump Super Premium Vodka. It's like he's pointing two of his fingers at you and, with goggles on, his hair looks halfway manageable. [Gawker]

• Freddy Ferrer is, somehow, still making headlines. In what we hope will be the last we hear from him, he's blaming biased media reports for his loss and not Michael Bloomberg's gazillions. [NYT]

• We're not sure what focus group greenlighted this idea, but TiVo is moving ahead with plans to offer views wishlists of advertising. [Hollywood Reporter]

• The Rolling Stones have been signed for the Super Bowl's half-time show. Should any of their skin start flaking away from their bones, there will be a five to 10 second delay to divert the cameras. [Variety]