• Donald Trump's magazine might not be workin' out so well. Though, in light of claims that his good friend Jeffrey Esptein is a pedophile rapist, a little non-mag launch doesn't look so bad. [NYP]

• Nick Denton's employees attempt to show the world they actually are necessary. [Gawker]

• How can you have a fashion story about how cool skulls and bones are without mentioning Jared Paul Stern's clothing line? Well, no matter. JPS doesn't want any more meaningless press from the Times anyways. [ETP]

• In this video of Lindsay Lohan walking around we even get to see her for about three seconds. And that's plenty of time for her to say "fine, thank you." [X17]

• David Hasselhoff was reportedly too drunk to board a flight at London's Heathrow airport. His publicist claims that he was just sick from taking too many pills. We're sure he was probably"exhausted" as well. [TMZ, AP]