• Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe call it kaputz. Lowe decided that being married to a horse who could box the shit out of him was losing its appeal. [Insider TV]

• People in Utah are being denied their right to three hours of cowboy on cowboy action. Reason #5,096 we live here. [AP News]

• Prince William brings on the competition for Jake Gyllenhaal via Jarhead. Hoo-rah. [Fox]

• Nick Lachey sues Jessica Simpson — Dateline asks, "is Katie Holmes listening?" [Dateline Hollywood]

• We already know she can change positions. Now Paris Hilton proves she can alter her state of mind as well. [The Scoop]

• At least Arnold Schwarzenegger fell off a motorcycle and not one of those scooter carts Bush was riding around on. [People]