• The New York Times Book Review hates New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd's new book? Aw, we heart you New York Times Book Review. [Lowdown]

• Sounds like Judy Miller isn't the only Timesian one who juggled some behind the scenes action with the Bush administration. Exec editor Bill Keller is rumored to have gotten tangled up in Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz's web of spin. [R&M]

• Kate Moss has packed her things and split London, certain not to leave behind the mini Porsche Boxster for Lila Grace. Hey, we hear Madonna hates London too, or at least her songwriter did. [Page Six]

• How's Jennifer Aniston post-break up? "Relaxed." And Kenny Chesney? "Good." What about Brad Pitt and Renee Zellweger? "Horny." [E!]

• If only the paparazzi left Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos alone, he wouldn't have had to cover his face — while driving. And then there wouldn't have been that fender bender. [Perez Hilton]