Jiblets: Paris Hilton And Her Lazy Eye To Skip Jail; Take Mandatory Alcohol Education Classes
• Paris pleads no contest on her DUI charge, avoids sharing a jail cell with Martha Stewart's ex-girlfriend.
• Next mag ready for its Next editor; we restrain ourselves from making "better luck Next time" joke.
• Man skips law school, bar exam; credits his legal expertise to a 12-hour Law & Order marathon.
• Cameron Diaz dispels rumors that she's still hung up on Justin by continuing to hump an extremely beautiful surfer dude.
• Keith Urban reminds Lindsay Lohan that he's the resident expert on rehab.
• PETA activist Pam Anderson blasts plans to immortalize Colonel Sanders on a postage stamp, despite the fact that KFC in no way resembles real chicken.
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Three years probation is **not** that harsh…I think she got off easy for not having to serve any time!
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it may long but its worth to kick the bad habit