• Like, seriously guys, Lindsay Lohan wants us to take her acting seriously. We told you Linds, have a baby, and we'll see your movie. [ET]

• Did you know Queen Elizabeth and Hugh Hefner are the same age? Too bad she can't have six hot ripply boyfriends. [Vogue]

• Paris Hilton decided to bet her Bentley away in a game of poker. Actually, it was a game of strip poker, but everyone at the table had already seen her naked, so they took the car instead. [Superficial]

• Jamie Foxx knows how to spend money, sing, and most importantly, screw around [3am]

• Because Gem and Barbie weren't dirty enough, we now have The Pussycat Dolls dolls. The perfect gift for that special little 11-year-old whore in your life. [TMZ]

• Rached Sklar thinks being right is more important than being first. To which we say "psha!" [Mediabistro]