• Well, Angelina Jolie having her baby in water is one way to baptize the newborn Christ. [Velvet Hot Tub]

• Sienna Miller, unlike Nicole Richie, actually wants to wear a bra again [Hot Online]

• Have no fear reality television lovers (that's you Molly) Top Chef will return for another fun filled season of angry chubby people. [Mediaweek]

&bulll; Jessica Joffe is a bad socialite. Also, we would like to ask Zac Posen, wha? [Gawker]

• Peter Kaplan gives the New York Observer a svelte new make-over. Yeah, we're a little turned on. [NYO]

• Uh, is it ok for Sean Connery to beat up chicks just because he's James Bond? We're going to say … maybe. [MSNBC]