• Complex magazine finds somebody to lead them into the future. We can't really say how long that future will be, but, at least they have a leader. [NYO]

• George Clooney is making everyone in Hollywood sweat. And they aren't scared or turned on … they're just really, really, hot. [Defamer]

• Just like the rest of us, Paris Hilton drinks her margaritas one schwill at a time. And no matter how much head she offers, when she drives hammered, she get charged with DUI's. Mostly so they can make an example out of her. [TMZ]

• Not only is Arianna Huffington starting up a new, sharp-tongued, site, but it even has a launch date pegged to it. If you consider "November" a date. [FBNY]

• And Maxim also hires two. One from House & Garden. We hope she likes beer bongs more than rubber clogs. [Gawker]