• One recording Michael Jackson did manage to make – of his chat with then-attorney Mark Gerragos – is finally hitting the courts. In a three-count federal indictment, Jeffrey Borer and Arvel Jett Reeves were charged with conspiracy, endeavoring to intercept oral communication and witness tampering for recording Jackson's conversations during the infamous Xtrajet flight recording from Vegas to California.

• Because there aren't enough Starbucks to take a free shit in, the city is looking to enlist a Spanish company to place 20 self-cleaning (huh?) pay toilets around town as part of a $1 billion deal.

• Kate Moss' mama Linda is willing to reconnect with her daughter to help her get better, intervention style. Even threesome partner Sadie Frost is in on the plan.

• Lara Flynn Boyle is said to have been whisked away to the VIP section of the DMV to replace her ID after being the victim of identity theft. But, uh, the DMV has a VIP section? Who's running the show over there, Scott Sartiano?

• After much talk of moving the Fulton Fish Market to Hunts Point, plans have been put on the ice thanks to a just-filed lawsuit. Which means more fish smell, more often.

• The International Freedom Center is fighting for its spot at Ground Zero, thanks to its plans to incorporate more than just 9/11 in its celebratory retelling of American freedom. That's not sitting well with 9/11 victims' families.

• Somehow we doubt JC Chasez is the only one running from Tara Reid.