• Food Network star Rachael Ray is possibly racist, definitely annoying.

• K-Fed's worst nightmare is losing Britney's fortune and ending up in the fast food industry. Related: the fast food industry's worst nightmare is being portrayed by K-Fed in a commercial.

• Hugh Hefner shoots down Kelly Osbourne's dreams of posing nude—and heavily airbrushed—in Playboy magazine.

• Jennifer Aniston gets plastic surgery, denies it; Ashlee Simpson welcomes her to the club.

• Mandy Moore is rumored to be dating DJ A.M. for the publicity; DJ A.M. is rumored to be dating Mandy Moore because she's "really, really hot."

• Scott Baio is shopping around a memoir about how he got dumped by most of Hollywood's leading ladies.