• There's no prenup to muck things up in the Ryan Phillippe-Reese Witherspoon divorce. Which means Ryan gets 50 percent of Reese's upcoming $29 million pic, while Reese gets one half of Ryan's waning machismo. [TMZ]

• NPR's new obmudsman Bill Marimow insists he's up for the challenge of everyone hating him. [NPR]

• God, Matt Lauer is queer. [BWE]

• New Jersey, Staten Island remain bastion of New York City commuters. Connecticut reigns supreme. [NYO]

• DealBreaker loses bet with itself, forced to endure minutes, perhaps hours, of ridicule. [Gawker]

• Katie Holmes and Brooke Shields aren't just cordial to each other. They're fawning. [People]