• Kim Porter tries to articulate why she left Diddy but omits a few of his sins. Like, for instance, the time he had a baby with another woman while she was preggers with his twins.

• Stanford to cultivate a younger, hipper look, by shunning the literary canon and teaching a course about Facebook.

• The awkward middle child from Full House is carrying a brand-new fetus around. Even creepier? TMZ is currently showing pictures of her ultrasound.

• Did you shed a tear for Britney Spears? Did you pity her anew? Well, take a gander at her expansive hundred acre estate and remember: she's still much, much richer than you.

• Jodie Foster accuses Dina Lohan of not raising her alchy daughter right. So the wannabe-Rockette responds by pleading her case to an unreliable gossip site.