• Not only did Robert Downey Jr. move his nuptials with Susan Levin from Ron Perelman and Ellen Barkin's Georgica Pond estate to an undisclosed Amagansett locale, but he didn't even invite his almost-hosts to the Saturday wedding! Downey arranged to sell pics of the wedding to Richard Desmond's OK! magazine, but Perelman refused to let any snaps of his Creeks spread to be circulated.

• Jennifer Aniston's home invader David Hesterbey faces six years in prison if convicted, though right now he's pleading innocent. Meanwhile, Vinnie Vaughn's girl secured a restraining order against him.

• Mad magazine is looking at a surprising rise in readership (must be that Jon Stewart) and is riding its success with the launch of two new titles: MadKids and Mad Classics.

• Jon Stewart's new set loses the couch and, supposedly, turned the Daily Show host more ornery with his questions growing more "probing and incisive." Just like a real fake journalist.

• Was Simon Dumenco on to something? It seems boring advertising isn't just hitting September magazines, but major papers as well.