• We have absolutely no idea how Anna Wintour's daughter's best friend got an internship at Vogue. Nor do we have any clue how the girl is still friend with Bee Schaffer after working for her mama. [Telegraph]

• Is Robin Williams really an alcoholic? Or does he just think he has a shot at a role in Mel Gibson and Patrick Swayze's next movie? [People]

• And why on Earth would the President of Iran want to make fun of our President? On national TV? It's not like Bush ever said anything bad about that country. We just really don't understand why everyone hates us! [CBS]

• It's true. James Truman steals his employees away from the competition the old fashion way: through his powers of seduction. [NYO]

• Yay, yay, it's national underwear day. Stock up on some skivvies … you never know who might be picturing you in you underthings. [Gothamist]

• New York Press discovers the true factor behind obesity: weed delivery and television. [FBNY]