Jiblets: Senator Barack Obama Hopes To Become First U.S. President To Have Appeared Shirtless In Sleazy Tabloid Magazines

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Jan 16, 2007 · posted by · Link · Respond
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    No. 1 AmericaLicksIsraelsArse says:

    The Dems are finished if they run this greenhorn.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2007 at 9:09 pm
    No. 2 Petal Bear says:

    Not true about Barak Olbama. John F. Kennedy appeared in almost the same picture, coming out of the surf in a bathing suit so he's not the first.

    Posted: Jan 17, 2007 at 7:29 am
    No. 3 preesi says:

    Hes gotta farmer tan

    Posted: Jan 17, 2007 at 10:08 am
    No. 4 anncoulter'sass says:

    People…….why are we even wasting time on this? I agree Senator Obama is a great man, unfortunately America ain't ready for him yet. There is still this "HIDDEN" requirement to becoming a US president. Ya gotta be a "WASP." You know, White Angle Saxoncrap Protestant. The only non Protestant pres was JFK. But he was white. As you can see, every single one had been White Anglo and Protestant. A woman, maybe. And in 50 years or 100 years, America will be ready for a non WASP president. NOT NOW.

    Posted: Jan 17, 2007 at 1:20 pm
    No. 5 whitedude says:

    smelly anncoulter'sass, you are absolutely correct!! there's no way those white folks in middle america would vote for a black man. hell, they wouldn't even consider a white woman. like you said, maybe in the year 2108 or thousand years later like say November 4000!!!

    Posted: Jan 17, 2007 at 5:07 pm
    No. 6 Sandman says:

    oh good. i was afraid we were actually going to talk politics (or at least dish on baraka's abs) for once but, yes, let's allow this to devolve into white supremacy and hate-mongering as usual.

    Posted: Jan 17, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    No. 7 anncoulter'sass says:

    Sandman, you must be a moron. I am not with the white crap group. I am just telling you how it is. I did tell you Senator Obama is a great man. But …………man, America is not…….NOT………ready for him. This isn't hatred. This is a fact. Tell me another president we've had who isn't a WASP (White Anglo Saxoncrap Protestant). JFK was catholic but he was a white man. Sandman, do you get it?

    Posted: Jan 18, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    No. 8 Progressive says:

    Maybe it's less about 'not understanding' than it is about hoping that our country is, indeed, ready to elect the best–most qualified–person for the position?

    Posted: Jan 18, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    No. 9 Federline says:

    yeah, as anncoulter'sass said…..as long as you are a white christian dude. i hear even Gov Mitt Romney (Mass) might have a hard time getting in cause of his religion (he is a Mormon). hell, he is as white as they come.

    Posted: Jan 18, 2007 at 8:22 pm
    No. 10 lesbo says:

    So where does someone like me stand in becoming a US president? I am a black lesbian jewish woman. Maybe in the year 10000 AD?

    Posted: Jan 18, 2007 at 8:31 pm
    No. 11 anncoulter'sass says:

    sorry lesbo…………you've got no chance

    Posted: Jan 18, 2007 at 11:21 pm
    No. 12 KKKman says:

    ya gotta be kiddin' if ya think this man has a chance in my neck of the woods.

    Posted: Jan 22, 2007 at 1:24 pm
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