• Ali Lohan signed up for Joe Simpson's A Lister class. She does need a new dad….[OANmedia]

• And we've been saving all month to send our new editor to learn blogging from Jessica Coen at the 92nd St. Y. [Gawker]

• 105 Time Inc. employees will have to cancel their Per Se reservations. [Ad Age]

• Yeah, we didn't really understand that whole "Colin Farrell man boobs" thing either. [Salon]

• Mischa Barton is terrified of Rachael Bilson's boobs. The Queerty guys are shuddering in agreement. [The Scoop]

• The new Hearst lifestyle mag, Weekend, staffs up for the launch. If you can sift through all the Time Inc. axings, that is. [Mediabistro]