• MollyGood answers Nerve.com's sex-ionnaire, with great tips on how to make your sex tape Oscar-worthy.

• Because the H&M/Madonna collabo worked so well the first time, they're gonna do it again.

• Proud papa and biz pioneer Joe Simpson whores out Jessica for $10k to be filmed reading a tabloid of your choice in Blonde Ambition.

• Liz Smith cries for Dakota Fanning.

• Si Newhouse expected to continue the grand tradition of dropping major pink slip bomb after the New Year with the canning of former Vanity Fair publisher and current group prez Mitchell Fox.

• Tim Gunn may have to pull out of Project Runway's fourth season for something called "job responsibilities."

• CNN celebrates one year of discovering broadband video.

• Time Warner chief Richard Parsons dumped Warner Music in '03, but first he backed up the catalog for his iPods.

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