• Shar Jackson and Jason Alexander help say goodbye to Spederline.

• Judy? We're worried about you, too.

• Britney? Don't let anyone tell you that you're not worth three-figures.

• Nick Denton gets spanked, didn't even need Match.com profile to arrange it.

• Ex-Rocketboomer Amanda Congdon's HBO deal is followed up by an ABC gig, 'cause everyone needs Mickey Mouse's floppy ears to follow mob boss ties.

• Fox News' Neil Cavuto has the type of faith in the U.S. auto industry as he does in President Bush: blind.

• Radar can't bear to whisper the New York Post's name.

• NYT op-ed columnist John Tierney says goodbye, but you didn't read it, 'cause you don't pay for TimesSelect.

• GQ bitch fight — over food. It's on.