• An anonymous note leaves beach bloggers bewildered … is there more to the Lizzie Grubman near mass murder story from five summers ago? [The Beach]

• Star Jones "feels" like she was fired. People's all like, "no bitch, you were fired." [People]

• Whatever happened to just holding a boombox over your head and blasting Peter Gabriel? [Defamer]

• Romance, as had in Brooklyn: Skinny videographer stalks his future girlfriend on their first date. Love ensues — and so does the movie. [Fast Company]

• Men across the country are thanking god for creating Christian men like Joe Simpson so that they won't have to look as his nasty daughter nekked. Yes, of course we mean Ashley. [TMZ]