• Ok, folks. Maddox Jolie tattoos? Too much. Too, too much. [Defamer]

• Jon Stewart welcomes his little baby girl into the world. For his sake, we hope he remembers that babies go in car seats and that no weirdos tattoo his kid onto their arms. [People]

• If you're one of those people who wants to get your hatred of Valentine's day out early, here's your bloody chance. [Daily Candy]

• Steve-O, apparently over his Skeletor phase, thinks Jessica Simpson should be sleeping with him. [National Ledger]

• Even though we love to hear what Warren St. John has to say, he doesn’t really need to talk. He can just stand there, and let us look at him. [Fishbowl NY]