• Politicians kids always seem to be having the most fun. Well, actually the guys watching them make out with other girls probably have more fun, but, you know what we mean. [Wonkette]

• Donald Trump, it may be your birthday, but that doesn't mean you get a free cheat pass. [TMZ], Gawker]

• Great to see Lindsay Lohan trying to barf up her lunch just moments after eating it. Well, at least she's not falling out of moving trailors yet. [Mollygood]

• Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are finally seen together! And they're doing an amazing job of convincing the media just how happy they are by looking miserable and crying to Matt Lauer. [Sun]

• Wait, bloggers are seen leave the house? For indy rock shows? Weird … we only leave the house in disguise for pedicures and diet coke. [FBNY]