• She's about a week old, and Tom Cruise is already using Suri to promote his movie. [AP]

• Well, Jennifer Aniston finally stopped crying, so Oprah had to find someone to comfort. [NYDN]

• The Daily News only wants to hire freelancers. Uh, we think the Post just chucked a few. [Gawker]

• Halle Berry doesn't need Bruce Willis to get her off. Just his voice and her hands and, oh, oh, another Oscar. [Page Six]

• The Tribeca Film Festival is here, and the Village Voice has your guide to the top 40. Films, that is. [VV]

• We don't think Plum Sykes read her "how to be a socialite" handbook every carefully. [NYM]

• Celebrities make being pregnant look hot. Except for Deborah Messing … that was gross. [AP]

• Yay, another blog! Just what the New York Times is lacking. [NYO]