• Why on Earth would other moms admit to being anything like Britney Spears? Oh, maybe they carry their kids around while their bras and thongs fall out of their clothes? [AP]

• If Brad Pitt kills Zahara, at least he'll be able to easily replace her with the new Messiah. [R&M]

• Ha, ha, ha. Brit wrote a poem about how much it sucked being married to Kevin Federline, and then took it down. (We, however, like the Fug rendition.) [Sun]

• Blogging from the Hamptons? Please tell us they are hiring Derek Blasberg as their intern. [The Beach]

• Wireimage — not as celebrity friendly as certain CNN celebrity segments would have you believe. [Gawker]

• Uh, can we say WHOA. We didn't realize Janet Jackson looked this hot. And when she gets fat again, Star will get the cover. [Us Weekly]