Jiblets: Us Weekly's Sayin' Tori Spelling is a Gold Digger — We're Saying That's the Fakest Shit We've Ever Seen
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• Is John Travolta gearing up to play Chris Farley or something? [TMZ]
• Maybe he should try the Carson Daly/Daniel Day Lewis diet. [Page Six]
• Being the new Messiah and all, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is memorialized as the first wax baby evah. [PopSugar]
• Aren't these staged photos of Tori Spelling in front of a pawn shop darling? What's next, another publicity stunt boob job? [Mollygood]
• Well, we have one more year until it cost $5 to ride the subway. (Cue general cackle from bloggers in response to the concept of leaving the apartment.) [NYT]
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Us Weekly does the most horrible staged photos! Did they learn nothing from the Ryan Seacrest/Teri Hatcher kissing debaucle?