• Martha Stewart doesn't want to fire you. Really, honest and serious. But she'll sure as hell have someone else fire you. (If you can stand it, Gawker live-blogged it.)

• Wal-Mart is taking to the runway, pairing up with ELLEgirl magazine for a Times Square studio fashion show (simulcast on a Times Square billboard) tonight. Eat that, Target.

• Britney Spears fears Hurricane Katrina may have taken away her uncle Willie and aunt June, who haven't been heard from since the storm hit the Gulf coast. Kevin Federline, meanwhile, has yet to disappear.

• Today's the big day for Hong Kong Disneyland, with Mickey Mouse's mini-sized Chinese opening. And tomorrow we'll be making plenty of EuroDisney comparisons.