• Finally, a non-depressing explanation for why bloggers are never sober. [Blogebrity]

• Maybe Graydon Carter changed his mind. Or, maybe Radar was just wrong. Either way, neither would be a first. [FBNY]

• Ok, an ok word for an Arianna Huffington entourage would be "Ari-entourage." But, come on … "Arianntourage" anyone? [The Phoenix]

• Jessica Simpson got her hair did … but she forgot about the "get yer nails done" part. [OAN]

• What you don't know about Vincent Gallo can't hurt you. And this new information hurts, so click at your own risk. [Oh No They Didn't]

• These guys are definitely making a case for more women to be in government. If only Mark Foley and Jim McGreevey didn't have to make it sohard for the gays. [Wonkette]