• Lindsay Lohan's father just never stops. For this we will forgive her bathroom activities for at least four days. [FBLA]

• A bit of a scuffle occurred at the 15-year-anniversary party for New York's first gay weekly, HX. Ah, the casualties of putting 200 gay media folks on a boat. [Queerty]

• Falling asleep at your computer? Gawker recommends doing a shit ton of Adderall. Not as harsh as coke, will keep you skinny, and it's not really that illegal. We would say "yoga" but that's why we're losers. [Gawker]

• Paris Hilton is a pothead? That might be a good campaign for keeping kids off drugs. [FBNY]

• Does Sandra Bullock not understand that when celebs get chubby, the paparazzi creams themselves over the idea of a (cha-ching!) baby on board? And she confesses that maybe she can't have kids. [OAN]