Jiblets: Will the Gyllenhaals Move to the Slope?
• The homeless people are not to be used as weapons. [Gothamist]
• Now you can help stop the spread of STI's by sticking swabs up your own butt. Someone should alert Stephanie Klein. [Queerty]
• Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban somehow managed to not be awfully mean and horrible celebrities. [Hotel Chatter]
• Patrick McMullan picks on lowly journalists that aren't as good as his socialite friends. Ass. [FBNY]
• If Maggie Gyllehaal and Peter Sarsgaard move to Park Slope, they better ask us to babysit. Preferable while Uncle Jake is in town. [Brooklyn Record]
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I'd think if you're trying to be funny you'd find something with a connection. STI's? Stephanie Klein? Seems like a mad libs attempt at humor. You're better than that, aren't you?