Haven't picked up Jody 'Babydol' Gibson's book yet? Well, fortunately for you, she's given out a couple of free previews and here's what she had to say:

On Bruce Willis:
He was well-endowed "hottie" who liked to party with five girls at once.

On Ben Affleck:
He was coked up out of his mind, only wanted one girl at a time. (Prude!)

On Heidi Fleiss:
She had sex with a German Shepherd. Seriously.

Plus, Tommy Lasorda is bad in the sack, and Sly Stallone got it on in Planet Hollywood. And so on, and so forth.

Hey, it's kinda like the part in Mean Girls where they write the "Burn Book" about all the girls they don't like. Except this version involves a lot more hookers, and "made out with a hot dog" becomes the slightly more risque had sex with a German Shepherd.

But seriously, what's Bruce Willis complaining about? Sure, he may have blown through tens of thousands of dollars on prostitutes, but at least they had only good things to say about his package. Which, unfortunately, is more than we can say for poor Tommy Lasorda…

Earlier:
Boldface Names Who Pay for Sex, Now at Barnes & Noble