John McCain Takes Gold in Internet Olympics
Hell has frozen over, yah?

Remember a couple months ago when everyone agreed that John McCain would never win a Teen Choice Award the election because he was old and computer illiterate? And Barack Obama was (relatively) young and knew how to text message people? Welp, those days are over:

B&C received its e-mail from the Obama camp Saturday morning at 4:56 a.m. announcing the pick, but the McCain campaign had already sent its e-mail two hours earlier pointing to Biden's campaign comments about OBama's inexperience.

Okay, so Team McCain beats Team Obama in emails. Not that bad, it just means the GOP is finally catching up to late twentieth century technology. But it only gets worse:

 

This video was released on the internet only hours after the nomination was texted.

Now that McCain's videos are outperforming Obama's, pretty soon you won't be able to turn on your YouTube without wondering if that funny video is a commercial or a campaign ad.

Who to blame? The blogs, actually, which promoted the hell out of that Celebrity ad even while they were criticizing it. Know what, HuffPo? Those views still count and can't be unviewed, just because what you meant to say was "Who would watch this shit?"

People should boycott viral videos until they can learn to tell the difference between being entertained and LonelyMcCain95.

Aug 25, 2008 · posted by drew · Link · Respond
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