Here's Ellen DeGeneres quizzing Sen. John McCain about gay marriage, now that California will let people like, uh, Ellen, get married. Insists Ellen: "We are all the same people, all of us. You're no different than I am. Our love is the same." McCain looked genuinely scared.

But ya know what we're genuinely scared about? The type of fodder this is going to promote on this evening's cable news programs, given their history with this issue. Please, Mr. Bill O'Reilly, call Ellen a soundbite-baiting gay agenda pusher!