John McCain's daughter Meghan, who you care about because she is blonde and pretty and writes the awfully titled campaign blog McCain Blogette, will honor her father in the most endearing of ways: by penning a children's picture book about him. Just in time for the Republican convention in early September, the as-yet-untitled tome, from Simon & Schuster, will, says Meghan in a statement, "offer children the unique opportunity to see the character building events that happened over his lifetime, experiences that led up to his current bid to become the future president of the United States." While we can't whip together a picture book quite so quickly, we can offer our own version of the character building events that led up to his current bid to become the future president of the United States.