Jon Fine is like the guy you felt obligated to invite to your party, and once he gets there, all he does is bitch about the drink selection.

In an article that might have been relevant a year ago, Business Week media writer Jon Fine complains about Facebook. It’s not that Facebook could destroy career opportunities for college students who post pictures of themselves doing bong hits or that the social networking site has become more of an office distraction than porn. Instead, the site is too popular. Everyone from his “ex-band mates” to his pals at News Corp. are on it, and he doesn’t want them knowing about each other.

This makes me sound like a character in a John Hughes movie getting all angsty over the high school cafeteria seating chart, I suppose, but no one can deny that the world of work is the high school cafeteria all over again.

Along with missing the point of Facebook, Jon missed the point of The Breakfast Club. The jock, the freak, the brain, the beauty and the rebel were all BFF at the end.