Hey, y'all? Jon Friedman ain't having this Time Person of the Year shennaigans, ya heard? He's, like, pissed and stuff. Choosing you for its POTY was a "very unsatisfying choice" for Jon-Jon; the "ultimate cop-out."

Time has been widely ridiculed for seeming vague and wishy-washy. I'd agree that that the amorphous "You" doesn't really stand for anything. Time still comes out looking like a winner, though. It's getting a mountain of publicity, always a good thing in the media.

Oh, yeah, sorry about that. It's just we couldn't help taking another opportunity to talk about ourselves. It's not everyday we get put on the cover of a magazine inside one of those cute YouTube frames. But the next time a magazine chooses a cover in the hopes of publicity, we're totally not going to fall for it. Unless it's Brad Pitt on Vanity Fair. Or Leo, Will, and Jay-Z on GQ. Or Eva Longoria on Maxim. Or …