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Jon Stewart to Sarah Palin: "Fuck You"

Whoops, didn't you learn anything from the Randi Rhodes' incident, Jon Stewart? Just because you are out of your Daily Show persona and doing stand-up to a bunch of liberal college students doesn't mean you can start making with the vitriolic remarks. Without the protective womb of The Daily Show, you are still beholden to the persona you keep on the show, and that is a gently mocking gentleman.

Not because it's totally unwarranted to give the big middle finger to Sarah Palin, but because doing so really hurts your chances of getting Palin or McCain on your program (though that's probably already

After the jump, the video (with some grainy audio) of Jon Stewart's bawdy routine:

"He (McCain) made an interesting vice presidential choice.

I like the woods…I just don't know if I would pull my vice president out of the woods randomly.

She came out again today. She was talking to a small town, she said that small towns, that's the part of the country she really likes going to because that's the pro-America part of the country.

You know, I just want to say to her, just very quickly…[expletive] you.

Comments (32)
No. 1 · Huffybike

Not that I disagree with him, but his hatred of Palin seems to have gone past disdain for a public figure and into something really personal:

He also ripped off that Osama bin Laden line from Sarah Vowell:

Posted: Oct 21, 2008 at 2:10 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Jana

That radical right wing neo-con bully has called democrats everything in the book, including un-American, yet she is too scared, or ignorant, to allow interviews with anyone from the media that isn't a part of FOX news…she deserves whatever dish Jon Stewart is cooking up and that night it just happened to be REVENGE!

Posted: Oct 21, 2008 at 3:26 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Elevato

Does it matter? She wouldn't do an interview with Stewart unless he agreed to be gagged the whole time. Palin went many steps further than George W Bush on exacerbating the divisions within this country. She basically called everyone who is not a Republican living in a rural area an unpatriotic, Fake American. She rightly deserves to be told in absolutist terms that she can understand that her judgment is lacking severely.

Posted: Oct 21, 2008 at 3:40 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · What a hack

John Stewart is a real class act…in his own fucked up mind.

Posted: Oct 21, 2008 at 3:54 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Scott

Kudos John! Palin is a joke. Who says " Drill Baby Drill" or "Mine Baby Mine"??? She says this during every stump speeches. This is someone who could be our president! She is a cheerleader. I'll say it too…
You know, I just want to say to her, just very quickly, fuck you!

Posted: Oct 21, 2008 at 4:51 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · The Capitalist Hippie Complex

Sarah Palin, lipstick pig
Obama didn????????t, I just did
Snow filled state, Mayor of six
This is who the Elephant picks
Bridge to Nowhere, her career
Thanks, No Thanks, ain????????t your year
Job too big for mom to handle
Life too full of its own scandals

Posted: Oct 21, 2008 at 5:37 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Marleysdaddy

Since Palin basically said "Fuck you" to anyone living in urban areas (even the Republicans), she deserved everything she got.

Posted: Oct 21, 2008 at 6:49 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · SplendidMarbles2

What is the big deal about Jon Stewart flipping off Palin? He's a COMEDIAN, for God's glorious and heavenly sake! I've seen right wing blogs in a complete rabid, foamy lather over this - they should be the only ones reacting this way. Is he now less of a late night comedian? As for Plain - she is a scary twit - eager and aggressive, but ignorant as a post. Check out my full comment on this incident

Posted: Oct 21, 2008 at 7:13 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · ScrewG.E.

Yeah, Right ON! Fuck you to that jerk that said rural people "cling to their guns and religion"…oh….whoops! Isn't tolerance grand?

Posted: Oct 21, 2008 at 9:26 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · mselectric

I asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'
She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'
'Wow???????what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use towards food and a new house.'
The little girl thought that over for a few seconds, and then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work and you can just pay him the $50?'
I said, 'Welcome to The Republican Party

Posted: Oct 21, 2008 at 10:10 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · julie

Good for him. I love Jon Stewart! Seriously, fuck you Sarah Palin- you anti-human rights, biggot nut job.

Posted: Oct 21, 2008 at 10:38 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · suckit

Screw G.E. is right— those small towns don't have any guns or devoted church goers. What was Obama thinking by casting aspersions? Insane in the brain!

Posted: Oct 22, 2008 at 2:34 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · will

You know what? I'm sick of being told because I live in New York and have 'liberal values', I am somehow anti-America. Stewart's right. Right back at ya!

Posted: Oct 22, 2008 at 12:23 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · Richard L.

Some of us, actually, most of us, in this country take Governor Palin's comments personally, because, frankly, they ARE personal. So, all you facist right-wing nutjobs just need to shut up. If you hit someone, and they hit you back, they haven't done anything wrong.

You shall reap what you sow, to paraphrase the Good Book.

Posted: Oct 22, 2008 at 12:42 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Fredric L. Rice

Palin is an insane Christian fascist, a neo-Nazi Creationist extremist the equal to her Islamic colleagues. She should be put in a mental institution right along side her fellow Bush regime war criminals and traitors.

My opinions only and only my opinions, as always.

Posted: Oct 22, 2008 at 3:05 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · chronolith

The Republican party has been saying 'Fuck you' to city dwellers since Nixon. It's about time we started saying it back to them. Fuck them and their bigotry, incest, religious fanaticism, and idiocy.

I'm sick of being told that I'm not an American because I live in a city. Fuck all y'all.

Posted: Oct 22, 2008 at 4:04 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · san francisco

"because doing so really hurts your chances of getting Palin or McCain on your program (though that's probably already <0 at this point)"

mccain's been on the daily show like 12 times.

Posted: Oct 22, 2008 at 4:33 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 18 · Saturnian

I would much rather look at Mrs. Palin on TV than that dark fella over the next 4 years. No matter which is in the white house… they will screw up.

Posted: Oct 23, 2008 at 1:27 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 19 · Appleseed

Finish the rest of the quote…

Posted: Oct 23, 2008 at 4:24 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 20 · JM

"No. 18 Saturnian says:
I would much rather look at Mrs. Palin on TV than that dark fella over the next 4 years. No matter which is in the white house??????? they will screw .."

Say that racist shit in front of me and i'll lynch you with your own fuckin rope….
No i'm not black….but your tongue will be when i cut it from your throat….

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 at 12:57 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 21 · Bitter urban voter, clinging to reason.

#1. Fuck Sarah Palin.

#2. McCain has been on The Daily Show.

#3. Rural voters don't cling to guns and religion. They cling to guns, religion, racism, and bombing brown people.

Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 1:22 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 22 · ScrewG.E.

Racism and brown people? Sounds like you're the asshole, asshole. I don't see in colors. I see in terms of urban elitist pricks like yourself, throwing a race card down simply because you refuse to take responsibility for your own bullshit. Instead of being bitter how about ponying up and getting a brain, a life and pay some property taxes, wussbag. Like I said, party of tolerance, my ass. Stop blaming the world because Daddy never bought you a pony.

Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 6:09 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 23 · Gerhard Gehrmann

If most people live in cities, then why does the GOP alwasy pander to the rural voters? this seems anti-democratic, and indeed anti-american to me. Well we already do know that Republicans are anti-liberty, anti-choice, anti-life, anti-tolerance, anti-everything the "other" does. John Mccain is an aging impotent senile asshole, who keeps trying to cash in on the fact he was an incompetent pilot off mission when he was shot down, Sarah Palin is a racist cunt, who probably had an STD or an abortion (cause she is a slut who was fucking around behind her husband and got pregers) which is prob. why she doesn't want to make her med. recs. public. LOL - OK that would be tooooo much to ask for…

Posted: Oct 29, 2008 at 9:17 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 24 · Former Republican

Seriously! At this point in the election cycle the gloves are off. All you "we're the real Americans" conservative GOP, our God is better than any other God, women have no rights to do what they want with their own bodies, lying dirty politic playing, gun toting (like we AK47s to hunt for food), asinine pricks can leave my planet! I got a better idea, secede from the union. Take your red states and go start your own country. Let see how well you do without the so called "leftist" states carrying the intellectual load for your backwoods mentally stunted and irrevocably backwards lot.
Go Jon Stewart - and yes, F**k you Palin.

Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 2:46 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 25 · Jeff

Sarah Palin is a JOKE!!i would die of shame if she was my mother..thank god she isn't..i wish she returns in alaska and never bother us again in the future.i really hate her..!

Posted: Nov 9, 2008 at 8:45 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 26 · John

I just want to quickly say to George W Bush, fuck you. Sarah the sociopath, fuck you too.

Posted: Nov 13, 2008 at 3:41 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 27 · jp tone

i really hate you!
you suck!
sarah palin is so much smarter than you

Posted: Nov 14, 2008 at 11:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 28 · Ryan

The fuck you to Sarah Palin was 100% warranted and I applaud Jon (who I still regard as a gentleman and probably the fairest and most gracious interviewer on TV even including Charlie Rose) for saying it. The way that Republicans lately have been denigrating certain huge segments of the country and the population while hypocritically portraying themselves as patriots, simultaneously sacrificing both their principles and the greater good in the name of any small chance of getting themselves and their corrupt cronies reelected, is nothing short of deplorable and traitorous. Palin and her kind are absolutely beneath contempt, and to tell her "fuck you" for making such horrifically stupid and offensive statements is actually showing gentlemanly restraint on Stewart's part.

Posted: Dec 2, 2008 at 3:05 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 29 · Ryan

"#2. McCain has been on The Daily Show. "

actually… McCain has been a guest on the Daily Show more times than ANY other person. He's been on that show more than just about anyone except Jon Stewart and Craig Kilborn. He was scheduled to appear after the election but canceled, but I imagine he'll be back eventually and I look forward to what happens when he does show up. Jon will probably ask him some questions that need to be asked but nobody else is smart enough to ask.

Posted: Dec 2, 2008 at 3:15 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 30 · fasd

REPUBLICANS and their corrupt cronies? "Corrupt Cronie" is a bloody synonym for "liberal" under the guise of "tolerance" and "intellectual" and whatever ist they want to throw in their to fluff the knickers of the college hipster crowd. Fucking drooling celbrity sicohpants

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 3:24 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 31 · fasd

sicko pants? that too.

*their kettle

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 3:25 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 32 · fasd

Also…fuck you.

But ahh, if the opposition (must be a republican if he disagrees with our "antics") said such a thing it's a sign of IgNoRanCe and InTolRaNce so I better beat me some minorities with mah bibble, right?

If Jon Fucking Stewart says the same thing, it just further proves how hip he is, therefore proving how hip you are. Same old fucking brats…what the fuck are you going to do now that you have no tyrant in office… time to get reaquainted with the one in the bathroom mirror — the only true "tyrant" that has ever come into your miserable little hip bubble of a life.

Posted: Feb 20, 2009 at 3:28 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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