Joran van der Sloot's Lipstick Camera Confession
Here's the video of Joran van der Sloot, starring in an episode of HBO's Taxicab Confessions, that you've been waiting for.
It's the end result of Dutch journo Peter de Vries' five-month undercover camera sting, where he worked with Patrick van der Eem, who played a dope dealer to gain van der Sloot's trust, only to totally snitch him out on worldwide teevee.
Knowing the video was going to hit, the wine-slinging Sloot's only option was to acknowledge making those statements, but deny their truthiness. Hey, it's been working for Wesley Snipes.
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Joran is SCUM
What doesn't make sense why did he have to get rid of her body? Why didn't he call an ambulance. What was he guilty of, making out on the beach or something more serious. You would only get rid of a body if you knew that the body would show how you killed her or how she died and that you were the one that caused it to happen. I still have my doubts about what caused her death. I believe that he was the last one with her, and that he caused her death, because why would he get rid of her body. There was something to hide. Maybe he didn't intentionally kill her, or mabye he did. But he should be a man and tell authorties everything. One thing he won't have if he keeps on lying, and telling partial stories, is peace. He will live with this the rest of his life. He might as well just tell the truth 100%, pay the consequences, ask forgiveness of Natalies Parents and all those that he hurt and hope that out of this he and the world has learned something that might help others out in the future. Our heart goes out to Natalie's Parents and loved ones who lost their daughter too soon and will never probably know the 100% truth.
You only need to get rid of the body when you're trying to hide something. What was Joran hiding. Did he give her drugs and date rape her? I think so.
Get him!
I think that he did it for sure. Karma is a bia and when you do something bad and are not honest about it then it comes back to you 10 fold. I'm sure that he has been dying to tell someone about it and Van der Elm did the right thing acting like he didn't care about it. That boy is going to pay for what he did for the rest of his life. He didn't ruin one life but so many.
How does he even know she was really dead and not just passed out or in a coma when he dumped her in the sea. God bless her.
so if i killed her who cares i killed two more ppl so ….
I agree with Lou. If something happens to someone you're with, you call for medical help. Disposing of the body = hiding evidence. Had he raped her, strangled her or "roughed her up"? We'll never know for sure how she died. Unless…..Joran is administered sodium pentethal or some other means to extract the "truth" from him.
Natalie's parents should just shoot that punk point blank in the head. Fuck the justice system, fuck the courts and fuck the savages in that backwards island. Just kill him execution style, because that's what her deserves. I tell you what. Give him to the Hell's Angels and let them take care of him with a ball peen hammer!
everybody does point to joran nobody does point to the mother, i don't know why so much arguments, in USA every minute people does get rape, murder or kidnapped, that shit don't happen in this backwards island Aruba. I was born on aruba and I'm very proud to say that . every day we does get tourist coming here , they does even stop us on the road to ask us where they can buy drugs, now who is to blame.
maybe he is guilty, what about the mother i think she knows allot more, she's making money with these, if my child went missing i wouldn't be making books and telling the friends don't talk to the police i would want to know who did it.
I ALWAYS HAD THE GUT FEELING THIS GUY WAS NOT TELLING THE TRUTH.I BELIEVE THE TWO BROTHERS WERE NOT DIRECTLY INVOLVED WITH HER DEATH.JORAN VAN DERSLOOT IS A MURCERER!!
Natalie will haunt him.
Be sure you've seen the whole story and have heard comments from mr p. r. de Vries before you make your conclusion. Joran's answer to the video's that they a ly is just a formality to keep out of reach of the Dutch justitia. Joran will never say this tapes are the truth beceause fisik evidence is never found.
Note that this story began innocent; joran was taken by Natalee, not Natalee by joran. Joran's made a very bad mistake when he disposed the body of Natelee instead of getting help. He had brought others in problem (deepak, satish and dau) to solve what wasn't a problem for him. Still the death of natalee can be an accidant of using alcohol..
Joran had have several chanches to escape from his bad mistake by telling the truth when justice discovered the first lies of joran.
After seeing the movies and his talks about natalee., there is no reason to believe joran. This is not just gossip. I never beleived that joran didn't know anything about the dissapearing of Natalee because of the small timegap, althoug he had not any reason to kill her..
I think its better for Joran when that he will be arrested.
And for anyting else: Joran doesn't need any help. He had already shown.
Rob, Udenout, 4 feb. 2008.
Vergewis U ervan dat je het hele verhaal gezien en het commentaar gehoord hebt alvorens je conclusie te trekken…Jorans antwoord om de vedeo's af te doen als een leugentje om bestwil is enkel een formaliteit om buiten de rechterlijke macht te blijven. Joran zal nooit erkennen dat de opnamen enige waarheid bevatten omdat fysiek bewijs nog steeds ontbreekt.
Merk op dat het verhaal onschuldig begon; Joran werd door Natalee meegenomen, niet andersom. Joran heeft een grote fout gemaakt door zich van het lichaam van Natalee te ontdoen in plaats van hulp te gaan halen..Hij heeft ander in problemen gebracht (deepak, satsih en ene Dau) voor wat voor hem helemaal geen probleem had hoeven zijn. De dood van Natalee kan nog immer een gevolg zijn van alcohol.
Joran heeft verscheiden kansen gehad om zijn grove fout enigzins recht te zetten door de waarheid te spreken nadat justitie door zijn eerste leugens prikte.
Nadat ik de films heb gezien en de manier waarop hij zich uitliet heb ik geen enkele reden om joran nu nog te geloven. Dit zijn niet zomaar fantasieverhalen. Ik heb joran nooit kunnen geloven dat hij van niks wist wegens de korte tijdspanne waarin hij met Natalee verbleef, ook al had hij geen enkele reden Natalee iets aan te doen. Op dit moment denkt ik dat het voor Joran beter is dat hij gearresteerd wordt..
En voor wat mij betreft denk ik dat joran verder enkele hulp nodig heeft. Dat heeft hij al laten zien.
Rob,
Udenhout, 4 feb 2008.
Hey this guy is saying that Joran van der Sloot's lawyers just offered the prosecutors a deal on Dutch TV.
http://equivocationnation.blogspot.com
This creepy shmuck has no remorse for what he did to an innocent human being. He will get what is coming to him.
SuperMax, anyone? Nothing like a 300lb cellmate.
Let's dig a pit 14" shallower than what he stands, bury him in dirt and throw rocks (and broken glass at his head) and then tell him HE wants to go see the sharks!!
How come every time a blonde girl gets killed we hear about it for like three years. People know way more about this case than the current genocide in Darfur.
Tayrina,
You're an idiot. Natalie should not be blamed for the mistakes other tourists have made. If she did make a mistake it may have been drinking, but should she be punished with DEATH!! I think her only mistake was trusting Joraan.
Her mother is out there keeping the story alive. She wants to know what happened to her daughter. If your family member went missing would you just sit back and let the people who did it go on with their lives or would you keep fighting to find out the truth. Not the truth the incompetent police in Aruba want to make up about Natalie. Way to go Tayrina, blame the victim and her family.
hey guys, the joran van der sloot confession video can be seen here http://joran-van-der-sloot-con.....gspot.com/ or here http://www.youtube.com/joranconfession
This guy is SCUM!
Joran thinks he is above the law. He comes from a family of privilege and is a spoiled brat. I think he made a horrible mistake on his part. But now it is time to fess up.
I don't think we will every know all the details.
This scum is going to be such a popular and pretty cell-bride. Enjoy a Brokeback sentence, Joran you a-hole.
GK- the guilt of the angst-ridden petty bourgeoisie and their trendy moral onanism never ceases to amaze.
Let Africans find their own solutions to their own problems in their own lands- we in the West had no one to help us- let them fend for themselves.
This atypical Leftist mincing and wrist-wringing is nothing more than petty moral indignation masking their deep-rooted superiority complexes of a patronising neo-colonialist mentality.
Hey, Knobby: are you high??
Can anyone say O.J.?
I agree with Steve above…Joran would only have tried to dispose of her body if he knew what killed her and knew it would point back to him. I have always thought that he used a date rape drug and this was probably something he and his friends did frequently with the "seniors" that frequently visited Aruba.
I hope EVERYONE continues to boycott Aruba so that they do what they KNOW they should. Arrest and charge this cocky, arrogant young man and do not let him get away with murder.
He needs to confess. Common let him say his side. Prees charges ang get over w/ it!!!!! Duh!!!
Thanks to the person who caught him on tape. He's done a great deal of justice already - the suspect had been publicly sentenced and had given leads where to possibly recover the remains. I pity the family of the culprit whether they are protecting him or not - it would excruciatingly hurt to have that amount of angst knowing that wherever they or their son's gonna go -in or out of jail - they'll be haunted forever. May the angel of strength be with the family of the victim so they can finally find peace.
Assuming what Joran says is true about Natalee having convulsions, losing consciousness, couldn't revive her…maybe she had ingested a "date rape" drug. Even if Joran had not been involved in giving her the drug, she could have somehow ingested it in the atmosphere of the club. But slipping her the drug (and not telling that part of the story) is more consistent with his actions, and would tend to explain a lot.
I hope he goes down so hard. The other person who was involved, according to Joran, he's in deep crap unless he really does have some kind of alibi. Of course, he's had a long time to try to construct that alibi.
Of course he did it. If he did not he would have called an ambulance. This guy is a born criminal. He is lying all the time. I hope he burns in hell.
Fortunately his life is destroyed as everybody looks at him as a murderer and lyer.
This punk is a liar and a murderer. Bodies do not convulse with a drug or alcohol overdose. Someone who has been beaten (raped) and has internal brain injuries suffer convulsions.
She was raped and beaten into submission. After the three of them were done, they had to dispose of her to conceal their crime.
I have one fundamental question. She was in that club with three of her close friends. Why have they not been interviewed and questioned by the US news media? Why have they been silent? Why were they not watching out for one another and why did then not protect one another? They should have never let her get into that car or leave the club with these strange boys.
If the Aruban government wants to put this behind them, then they need to start to pull all the parties together and interrogate them the right way. Then put all the timelines together and watch the inconsistencies percolate to the top. There is plenty of evidence to put this kid and his partners into jail. For a long time.
FUCK YOU MOI YOU ARE THE IDIOT !!!!!!!!!!!, I WILL WRITE WHAT THE FUCK I WANT FUCKING YOU PEOPLE DOES THINK THAT YOU ARE THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT"S WHY A LOT OF BAD THINGS DOES HAPPEN THERE.
But Tayrina, something bad happened to Natalee and it was in Aruba. Look at those hidden videos of Joran, is he a good person? No, he is a snake. And Kalpoe's too. They did not come forward when Natalee was reported missing. All three avoided police. If Kalpoe's are not involved, why did they sit in jail for weeks exercising their rights to silence? Natalee made some bad choices for sure. She trusted bad people.
give me the son of a bitch.. i will beat him to death with a golf club and piss on him while he dies..then I'll fuck his father in the ass with a baseball bat until he bleeds to death…
Jack, apparently all the students were dispersed onto the street when the bar (CnC) closed around 1:30 AM. They all had to lineup to get taxis and it appears that Natalee was coerced into accepting a ride from JvdS, DK and SK. Also, it's reported that Natalee told her friends she'd be OK. It all happened in a matter of minutes and Natalee ending up with the 3 boys was unexpected.
Tayrina, Listen nobody in Amercia wants to live in a country that women would use such foul language, unless it's in the bedroom you low life tramp. Educated and intelligent people do not use profanity to express theirselves unless you are of course neither. Try to use a better vocabulary to enhance your arguement, maybe even try Readers digest word power. Natalee did what a lot of young kids have done,she made a fatal mistake in judgement, and for that she paid with her life. Remember this Tayrina, you can judge a country's worth by how many people are trying to enter, and the last time I looked, yours is but a small insignificant island that oh by the way many Americans will not visit now. There's an old Italian saying that goes like this "Only but by the grace of GOD goes you" PS I totally agree with number 35… From the Good old USA … Peace OUT.
Tayrina, I agree that you shouldn't use profanity to express your opinion, your an Arubian start acting like one. I read all the previous post and agree that there should be justice not only for the family but the Arubian people itself, a Dutchmen not even Aruban born is damaging the islands' name. Now that this happen a lot of people think this is a common occurrence on the island and that is wrong. This is the first time we had an incident with a tourist like this. I admit that the police force is not prepared for this, but they had help from the FBI, Dutch Royal Air Force and Dutch police equivalent to the FBI, they couldn’t get solid evidence; and we still get criticism from a large group of people. People promoting boycotting an island because 3 stupid people not even born in Aruba, that is not fair. The world doesn't criticize you for crimes in your nation, well they do, maybe not in your face but they don't boycott you. The Arubian population wants justice too and we want the investigation to continue, but we want for our name to be stop being use in a negative way. It is small freaking island that's all we have…(Where we come from)
Hey Joran. in your book you say you did not have any condoms on the beach that night. You better have them when you go to prison. You are going to need them pretty boy
Aruba Government Career Opportunity
Job Listing – Murderer/Rapist
Qualifications – Must be able to roam the bars and streets of Aruba in search of young American teenage girls to drug, take to the beach rape, kill, and dispose of their bodies in the ocean. No experience required. Judges son preferred.
Compensation- guaranteed complete immunity with a cover-up including no arrest, or trial, assuring infinite freedom.
Must start immediately due to the retirement of Joran Vander Sloot.
Murderers always talk about their crimes. It is the profile of a murderer and how most are caught. It was only a matter of time before the truth came out. Joran is guilty of murder and needs to suffer the consequences.
My guess is that it was an invitation to the beach to get high and then they took advantage of her, more than likely with a date-rape drug. Whether she went into convulsions or not, passed out, or passed away, this miserable low-life van der sloot then felt he absolutely had to erase all ties to her. Otherwise, why wouldn't he have called for medical help? Instead, he called a "friend" to help him. On the video, he states that he "has friends in high places"…."a higher power", as he put it. He even stated that he called this "friend" from a payphone, not his cell phone! What did he have to hide with that?
This "friend in high places" obviously points to someone with power and authority, e.g., a police captain or a dignitary with some power. Hey, look at who his father is!
The "friend" then took her body and dumped it in the ocean, probably a few miles out. I truly believe that there is a cover-up from some fairly powerful people on that island. Even government officials.
He…."van der sloot" is saying that "he" didn't kill her. He probably is justifying his innocence (to himself) by blaming her death on the alcohol she had earlier - not "simply" the date rape drug he gave her. More than likely he feels this way as using date rape drugs on others, as he's probably done in the past, never resulted in this type of situation.
van der sloot is 18 now, and still able to justify, or even block what happened, even claim a "pseudo" or false innocence, as many young people can do. But when he gets older, he will have to face his guilt when his youthful tolerance eventually gives way.
I hope the truth eventually comes out, if only for the Holloway family to have some sort of peace in this, if such is possible.