If Star magazine is giving free goods away, then so we can we! Granted, what we're about to offer isn't exactly helping the Hurricane Katrina cause, but inundating victims with pictures of those who will always and forever look and dress better than them isn't exactly charity, now is it?

Now, on to our free schwag.

While your friends are running to Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble to purchase (yes, with actual dollar bills) the new Ali G DVD, featuring all of Sasha Baron Cohen's second season antics, we're offering it up in our own virtual gift bag. All you need to do to snag one of the two copies we have up for grabs?

Tell us your favorite Ali G interview guest and why in 100 words or fewer. Send your email to AliGDVD@jossip.com and be sure to include your name, phone number and mailing address (no, you won't be added to any lists, but we need to let you know if you won).