• Singer/drug addict Amy Winehouse has a rather hands-on approach to marriage. "I'm either a really good drunk or I'm an out-and-out s—, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk," Winehouse said. "If [my husband] says one thing I don't like, then I'll chin him." Nice!

• Mandy Moore ignores lad mag protocol, refuses to strip down to her underpants.

• Britney's mom says: "It's sad the whole world had to watch her make mistakes." While you, Britney's mom, came off looking perfect!

• Eminem proves he's "totally over" this whole tired Mariah Carey feud by rehashing six-year old hookup stories and rapping about her on his new album.

• Of course, George Clooney thinks Paris Hilton's a no-talent ass clown. It's just that he's way too debonair to say it.

• Dina Lohan's dog ODed on pet meds. Kidding! Or are we? (We are!)