• Many concert goers are guilty of smoking, chugging shots and forgetting the majority of the lyrics, and some would argue that Lily Allen is no exception. Then again, she did it onstage.

• Paris Hilton has already shed five pounds since becoming a guest of the state. Related: an envious Nicole Richie to throw herself at the mercy of the court.

• Also, Hilton has finally left the medical center (a.k.a. loony bin) and rejoined her fellow Lynwood inmates.

• Anderson Cooper can only lift five-pound weights, says stalker/openly gay rocker Rufus Wainwright.

• "My driver is a crackhead" screamed Rosario Dawson, prompting Martha Stewart to respond, "He must be Eqyptian, dear."

• A remake of Hairspray hits the big screen next month, but the casting of John Travolta as Edna Turnblad has gay critics flaming mad. Apparently, traditionalists wanted to see the role go to a cross-dressing transsexual rather than a closeted homo.

• Jay-Z woos Beyonce by promising her the world. Starting with lung cancer.