• Apparently, not everyone is digging that "Israelis are Whores" campaign.

• For some reason, Britney Spears is threatening to sue over a couple of innocent billboards that call her "'a total nut job' and 'certifiable.'"

• However, Brit seemingly has no problem repeatedly flashing her nipples at the camera, downing martinis "like water" or earning the reputation of "one hot mess" who needs to "stay home with her kids."

• Gays protest Isaiah Washington's firing. And by "gays" we mean "one angry lesbian who 'just wants whatever will make Dr. Yang happy.'"

• Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora has to be the only rock-star left who doesn't view a trip to rehab as a merit badge.

• Two dudes kiss on Britain's Big Brother spin-off; world turns upside down.

• Rapper T.I. has some dope prison advice for celebrity inmate Paris Hilton. "People only gonna mess with you if the s**t you kickin’ ain’t real." Which should put Paris right in the clear!