Jossip Juxtaposition
Christina Aguilera To Her Unborn Fetus: 'Come On Over, Baby'
• Christina Aguilera could possibly, maybe, conceivably (ha!) be pregnant with hubby Jordan Bratman's lovechild.
• 50 Cent stands to lose a big chunk of his Vitamin Water earnings due to baby mama drama. Related: Fiddy's 10 year-old son's allowance expected to increase by 8000%.
• Lindsay Lohan extends her rehab stay indefinitely, explaining: 'You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.'
• Meanwhile, Pure Nightclub finally comes to the sobering realization that LiLo's birthday bash ain't happening.
• "Kirsten" (the MILF from The OC) lands herself a real-life sugar-daddy. Only problem is, he's a Canuck.
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The MILF from the OC is CANADIAN!
She's from Ottawa… Good on her for baggin the richest man in the country.