• Foxy Brown laughs off NYPD reports that she had her hearing aid stolen and her weave ripped out in the Brooklyn projects this past weekend. When asked to explain the discrepancy, the former rapper responded, "WHAAAAT?"

• You know what sucks about turning sixteen, and having your thoughtful, doting parents surprise you with a brand new Lexus? Everything!

• After learning that she will not be the next host of The Price As Right, Rosie O'Donnell goes the mature route, saying it was a stupid, poopyhead job and she never really wanted it anyway.

• Turns out everyone was so busy criticizing Angelina Jolie's possibly-racist portrayal of Mariane Pearl in A Mighty Heart, that they forgot to actually go see the movie.

• Not only did Cameron Diaz's Communist Mao Zedong purse set off an international controversy, but it wasn't even remotely cute. Also, it totally clashed with her totalitarian shoes.

• Prince William and Kate Middleton are back together! Inside sources say Harry facilitated the reconciliation by sending Kate a DVD of The Princess Diaries, with a note saying, "HINT: This could be you."