
• Vivica A. Fox didn't just wake up one morning, pound a few drinks and decide to get behind the wheel. Racism made her do it!
• Bruce Willis apparently enjoys flirting with twenty-something model types while his daughter, Rumer watches. Kinky!
• Usher knocks up his fiancee, Tameka Foster. Naturally, Usher's mom, and ex-manager (thanks to Foster!) must be understandably thrilled.
• Despite being physically attractive and sounding like a phone sex operator, Ivanka Trump may nonetheless have some trouble finding a suitor willing to accept The Donald as an inlaw.
• Brittany Murphy claims she and her ex-boyfriend are being stalked by a mysterious kidnapper who occasionally moonlights as a U.S. immigration authorities worker.
• Brooklyn State Assembly member apparently refuses to accept his big, gay son.

[...] following closely in the not-at-all illustrious footsteps of Vivica A. Fox, who attributed her recent DUI to (what else?) police discrimination, Washington has opted against leaving quietly and retaining [...]
[...] following closely in the not-at-all illustrious footsteps of Vivica A. Fox, who attributed her recent DUI to (what else?) police discrimination, Washington has opted against leaving quietly and retaining [...]
[...] following closely in the not-at-all illustrious footsteps of Vivica A. Fox, who attributed her recent DUI to (what else?) police discrimination, Washington has opted against leaving quietly and retaining [...]