• Breaking: Lily Allen arrested for allegedly attacking a photographer four months ago.

• Padma Lakshmi continues to not-cheat on her husband, author Salman Rushdie.

• Barack Obama has 99 problems, but his iTunes collection ain't one.

• German has graciously ended its boycott on ambiguously gay Scientologists.

• Nicole Richie may be on the hunt for a size triple-zero Vera Wang wedding gown.

• During a recent concert, former Fugee Lauryn Hill ("looking not unlike a bag lady") tripped, fell and landed flat on her backside. Which pretty much sums up her entire performance.