• Lindsay's 21st bday was so boring, she had to take all the exploitative photographs herself.

• Meanwhile, Salman Rushdie's rep attributes his client's impending divorce to 'too many chefs' in Padma Lakshmi's kitchen.

• Robert F. Kennedy 3rd gets freaky with a "heavyset girl" from Missy Elliott's entourage.

• Tracey Edmonds ditches Eddie Murphy after occasionally hearing or reading things that "made her wonder." Presumably, Edmonds is referring to rumors that Murphy fathered a child with Scary Spice then totally denied it. Either that or she finally watched Norbit.

• Zach Braff and Drew Barrymore spotted grossly making out at Beauty Bar, much to the delight of numerous onlookers underage hipsters).

• In spite of their best efforts, however, Braff and Barrymore are still not nearly as vomit-inducing as PDA loving pair Tommy Lee and Kimberly Stewart.