• Jimmy Fallon subjected to alcohol-free flight, despite his insistence that flying (much like Jimmy Fallon movies) is only tolerable after obscene amounts of booze.

• 50 Cent is determined to make sure his VH1: Behind the Music episode ends differently than MC Hammer's.

• Paris Hilton may or may not be sleeping with Stavros Niarchos, who may or may not be fantasizing that he's back with MK "Ribs" Olsen.

• Jessica Simpson is reportedly dating unfunny funnyman Dane Cook.

• Diddy's baby mama has decided to pack her bags, and find herself a new man who won't strike up a platonic friendship with Sienna Miller.

• Chris Tucker apparently does an excellent Bill Clinton impression, but somehow we don't think we'll be getting them mixed up anytime soon.