• Kelly Clarkson's record company woes can all be explained by this confrontation with Clive Davis, in which Clarkson screamed, "You're 80. You're not supposed to like my album." Somebody get this girl a muzzle!
• After spending millions on the exclusive rights to Eva Longoria's wedding snoretacular, OK! mag pays $400,000 for steamy sex photos of Nick and Vanny…that they have no intention of ever running. Related: OK! magazine officially has the dumbest accountant ever.
• Britney Spears is slowly, methodically cutting "anyone who can even remotely tolerate her" out her life.
• Not long after he was overheard ordering a "the fruitiest" beer in the joint, Kevin Spacey was spotted "dirty dancing" with himself. Yep, that one's as straight as they come.
• OMG, Ralph Lauren (or at least his company) may or may not have indirectly harmed three piping plovers [Ed: Endangered birds, not people] over July 4th. A concerned Jerry Della Famina responds, "East Hampton is the only place in the country that can't celebrate the Fourth of July because of these dumb little birds. It would be just as easy to pick them up and move them to another part of the beach." Touché!
Editorial Director
[...] Idol winner, Kelly Clarkson, on how the press simply must have misunderstood her when she said of Clive, "I get that you don't like my album. You're 80; you're not [...]
[...] Idol winner, Kelly Clarkson, on how the press simply must have misunderstood her when she said of Clive, “I get that you don’t like my album. You’re 80; you’re not [...]