• Pete Wentz and his unknown guest graciously smile for the cameras.

• Meanwhile, for once we actually agree with Perez. The most poignant way to describe Avril Lavigne is, in fact, by scrawling "SUX" over her face with a giant white sharpie.

• Never underestimate the brazen self-confidence of an overweight, SCRAM-wearing SNL alumnus.

• A movie adaptation of annoying late-90's catch-phrase "He's just not that into you?" We're just not that into it.

• Tyra Banks donates $2300 to someone other than Tyra Banks. Now that's fierce.

• Kate Walsh buys $4.5 million mansion for herself and her fiancé (and boyfriend of three months) which will be worth approximately $2.75 million after the inevitable quickie-divorce settlement.

• A furtive Ashlee Simpson hides her penchant for KY jelly from her pervy dad-slash-manager.