• "Nicole will be a wonderful mom!" predicts Paris, based on their long history of snorting cocaine together.

• Paul McCartney and Heather Mills enter the second leg (sorry, Heather!) of divorce negotiations.

• Q. How do you know you're an unfit mom? A. You're getting parenting advice from US Weekly.

• Portfolio is looking for a "Tina Fey" type to head up their on-air news division. And the hits just keep on coming!

• Olsen twin offends Muslim people while simultaneously carrying around her sister in a small-child sized Balenciaga.

• Not only isn't Kanye West gay, he's also not overly defensive about it.